Yesterday was my most ....... night that I can remember!! I had a lot of work during the day and I was so exhausted that I decided to just read a chapter of my current read and go to bed, but suddenly the phone rings, as I reach to silence it I see that it an old girlfriend of mine. Suddenly the refreshing thought of casual sex comes to mind and I decide to pick up and that’s where all the troubles begin. You should know to keep to your original plan once you are over 21 years old. So I hear on the phone that very sexy voice of a salsa dancer that sounds very happy to hear from me again: “Hey G. how are you, I have arrive in Varna for a couple of days, lets go out to have a drink together?” So I pick myself up, dust myself off the sleepy mood and answer “Yes sure, I’ll be happy to meet you at Graffiti in half an hour ;)”
And so to spare you the thousands of boring details that chatty girls would consider worth even recognizing I will summarize:
23:05 we sit in the Café,
23:01 she started talking
00:00 I have been able to say “Aham” 2 times
00:30 we are the last customers in the Café
01:00 the staff started cleaning up
01:20 I decided that it would be reasonable to go to a different bar
01:21 I realize I still haven’t said anything and I no longer even try to understand.
01:30Just nodding almost asleep and mega bored, because I cannot even slip in the
suggestion to change the bar.
02:00 I am completely asleep on the table and she finally realizes that the staff is looking at us and waiting nervously.
02:05 I am definitely thinking of going to bed, but as soon as I inhaled some fresh air I gain some strength and decide – (Ok, lets go for one more try) – “P. lets go to the night bar in the hotel over there?” – She was happy about it and we went there.
From there on I cannot remember exact times, but essentially Even before I finished my first vodka I wanted to go home and see her again, but she left me no chance to say anything, let alone “goodbye”. I hope you get how bored I am and the only thing left to do is to drink something as I quit smoking, so I drank 2 more vodkas until she finished talking and I was unable to open my eyes. In the end I was so happy to say “I have to go to bed, because of work, GooBye!” and I didn’t even want to see her again.
On the other morning I realized that had happened 2 more times in the past. Two years ago we went through the same ordeal, which I had forgotten and back in high school when we dated for about 2 weeks I just remembered that I stopped pick up the phone and calling her just because I could stand her narcissistic drone.
Anyways anyone who has dated more than 2 girls must have stumbled upon such a chatty one, talking 1-2 hours on the phone, usually when you call her she is talking and you are on call waiting and if you would accidentally want to share something with her, in 1 minute she decides that it is connected to something totally irrelevant and she starts talking about it for an hour.
Actually now I remember there was one girl that I dated when I was back in England, who forced me to have a 1300 £ bill on my phone.
Anyways please tell me why do you consider those thing important are fucking blind to the countless important things that happen in the world?
Do you even care about us? Or you are considered only with your soapy stories?
Why are you bored to talk about current important, international or work related issues? Or at least mention something that any practical person could consider worth listening? And No! it doesn’t matter if she leaves him after 8 breakups and come backs! And No! I don’t care if she should wait for a guy she has been dreaming about for 5 years and he still hasn’t called her! And No! nobody cares if she wants become a redhead! ( She being a fiend of hers that I haven’t even seen)
It’s easy to be lured by such girls; they are usually very pretty and charming, but be aware what you are going into! And there is your answer why many girls say: “Men are pigs!” – You are unbearable!
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